BAI LIU LI BAI!!!!
HUI BU HUI KAI!!!!
[Quick tempo X 2]
Bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai
Bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai
~To be continued till MRT comes
That song is so fucking traumatizing, that I wished Jack Neo chokes to death on a nail clipper.
That song is so fucking traumatizing, it gets into your head subconsciously, and then you wash the dishes, and then you hum to yourself...
HUI BU HUI KAI!!!!
[Quick tempo X 2]
Bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai
Bai liu li bai hui bu hui kai
and then you go like, "WHAT THE FUCK AM I SINGING!?" and then you have to slap yourself awake, thus breaking your neck in the process and there! you have an excuse to go to the hospital on a cab so u can't hear the song at the train station.
That song is so fucking traumatizing, this Malay auntie standing behind me on the escalator down started to sing it to her friend (in immaculate Mandarin mind you), and her friend ran down the escalator in fright.
I fainted and rolled down as well.
(For non-Singaporeans, I'm sorry, but there is no way I can explain how traumatized Public-transport-taking locals are with the song without u hearing it first.)
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