Hou Yi: Hmmm, feel like having sex tonight...
Hou Yi: Really feel like it, I didn't have some for a long time already...
Hou Yi: CHAO CHE*BY*! I forgot the bitch has flown to the moon! Ta ma de, it's so far away, she think lim lao peh dick long enough to reach the moon meh?!
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Meanwhile, on the faraway moon...
Chang E: Come bunny bunny, would you like some peanut butter? Come here bunny, dammit! It's only you and me on this damn moon, you might as well make me happy!
Chang E: Fine! Go forlick around that damn moon dune again! Fucking rabbit.
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