Oh yeah I forgot to mention: For all of u who haven seen the FHM special coz it cannot be viewed, u can see it here. It wouldn't run outta bandwidth again, all thanks to Richard who mirrored it for me. It is exactly the same so if u saw it already there is no need to go again.
Thanks Richard!
And I urge everyone to take the poll to tell me if u are a guy or girl k k? It is just below the tagboard, and it is anonymous so just clicking wun do anything scary like popping pop-up ads to u. Or perhaps it does, i dunno.
But JUST DO THE POLL! I dun believe only 16 people and one amoeba read my blog!
Sunday, July 13, 2003
I have just discovered the worst EVER way to argue with someone.
You see, once upon a time Eileen (Eileen who? Go see Character Intro, RV friends) had this ex boyfriend called Khai who had a pea-sized brain. Not only has he the brains of a caterpillar, he has the ego of Saturn's size. However, despite the obvious flaw in his intellect, he ALWAYS wins arguments with Eileen. Lets see how.
Eileen told me about this arguement she had with Khai.
-I forgot the exact arguement and so did Eileen so I shall just use another word to replace the argued word yeah?-
Eileen, to another friend when she was in a cab with Khai: "Yadda yadda yadda divorce yadda yadda"
Khai: "Divorce should be pronounced de-vorce and not die-vorce!" (Divorce is not the exact argued word.)
Eileen: "No what, it shld be pronounced die-vorce what, I'm quite sure about that."
Khai: "Pronounce it anyway u like, but I know I am correct coz Americans pronounce it that way."
Eileen: "But the British pronounce it my way."
Khai: "We shld follow the Americans."
Eileen: "Obviously we shld follow British coz our English follows their system in Singapore! Duh!"
Khai, knowing he lost the arguement: "Hiyah, De-vorce, die-vorce, WHO CARES?"
Eileen: "Yeah right if u dun care about it then in the first place why did u correct me?"
Khai: "WHO CARES?"
LOL.. So freaking irritating right. I suggest u start to do that to people u dislike alot. It is powerful, this who cares thingy. It not only lowers ur opponent by saying u dun give a shit about his opinions, it also gives u the final word in the arguement by saying that ur opponent may be correct, but u just dun think he is worth ur time arguing. And giving the last word in an arguement is a good cheap thrill to have.
So to people who dun like me:
To make the opponent EVEN more irritated, u can add a SO?
Eg:
Finally, theres also one more method u can use that irritates the shit outta people. The word "Jealous". When u say someone is jealous, u are maligning the person without proof (who all know how terrible it feels to be accused.) and also, at the same time, praising urself. Ain't that great? Once again, it can be paired up with "who cares?", and I suggest to make the person damn angry u act irrelevant as well.
EG:
See, it is foolproof. Try it on dumb people today. They all shldn't exist anyway, so lets torture them outta their existance.
P/s: Thanks to everyone who give nice comments in the previous blog, and to June: I am not upset anymore after I typed out my frustrations so dun u feel guilty or anything lidat okie? *muacks*
You see, once upon a time Eileen (Eileen who? Go see Character Intro, RV friends) had this ex boyfriend called Khai who had a pea-sized brain. Not only has he the brains of a caterpillar, he has the ego of Saturn's size. However, despite the obvious flaw in his intellect, he ALWAYS wins arguments with Eileen. Lets see how.
Eileen told me about this arguement she had with Khai.
-I forgot the exact arguement and so did Eileen so I shall just use another word to replace the argued word yeah?-
Eileen, to another friend when she was in a cab with Khai: "Yadda yadda yadda divorce yadda yadda"
Khai: "Divorce should be pronounced de-vorce and not die-vorce!" (Divorce is not the exact argued word.)
Eileen: "No what, it shld be pronounced die-vorce what, I'm quite sure about that."
Khai: "Pronounce it anyway u like, but I know I am correct coz Americans pronounce it that way."
Eileen: "But the British pronounce it my way."
Khai: "We shld follow the Americans."
Eileen: "Obviously we shld follow British coz our English follows their system in Singapore! Duh!"
Khai, knowing he lost the arguement: "Hiyah, De-vorce, die-vorce, WHO CARES?"
Eileen: "Yeah right if u dun care about it then in the first place why did u correct me?"
Khai: "WHO CARES?"
LOL.. So freaking irritating right. I suggest u start to do that to people u dislike alot. It is powerful, this who cares thingy. It not only lowers ur opponent by saying u dun give a shit about his opinions, it also gives u the final word in the arguement by saying that ur opponent may be correct, but u just dun think he is worth ur time arguing. And giving the last word in an arguement is a good cheap thrill to have.
So to people who dun like me:
Antixiaxue: U are freaking ugly and fat.
Me: Yeah okie I am. Who cares!
Lovejune: June is much more shu nu than u and prettier than you.
Me: Yeah okie. Who cares if she is?
To make the opponent EVEN more irritated, u can add a SO?
Eg:
Antixiaxue: You are freaking ugly and fat.
Me: So?
Antixiaxue: So u are wrong thinking u are pretty.
Me: So?
Antixiaxue: So u are a bitch, so so so!
Me: So?
Antixiaxue: Oh shut up~! Dun u have anything else better to argue?
Me: WHO CARES?
Finally, theres also one more method u can use that irritates the shit outta people. The word "Jealous". When u say someone is jealous, u are maligning the person without proof (who all know how terrible it feels to be accused.) and also, at the same time, praising urself. Ain't that great? Once again, it can be paired up with "who cares?", and I suggest to make the person damn angry u act irrelevant as well.
EG:
Antixiaxue: U are freaking ugly and fat.
Me: u jealous izzit.
Antixiaxue: I jealous of what, u amoeba-sized brain and ur fat thighs?
Me: Everyone knows u are jealous coz I am pretty and smart.
Antixiaxue: No u are not, u are damn stupid and ugly.
Me: Jealous jealous jealous! Admit it lar!
Antixiaxue: Urgh! Shut up lar! I am not jealous! Prove that u are worthy of my being jealous first.
Me: U are just plain jealous!
Antixiaxue: U are really arrogant, disgusting, fat and ugly. U shld go and die!
Me: Who cares?
See, it is foolproof. Try it on dumb people today. They all shldn't exist anyway, so lets torture them outta their existance.
P/s: Thanks to everyone who give nice comments in the previous blog, and to June: I am not upset anymore after I typed out my frustrations so dun u feel guilty or anything lidat okie? *muacks*
Saturday, July 12, 2003
I am in a bad mood. I shall scold the next person who tells me June is pretty on MY blog. I am jealous, yes. Afterall, this is MY blog so give me a break will you? Dun tell me u come here just to see her pictures. Dun tell me u are not here for my writing. If so, please sod off, I dun need lusty pigs reading my blog.
I am feeling doubtful about the blog again. I know u guys gave me lots of generous encouragements, but I am really easily shaken. U say, I once commented to a friend that I think more females than males read my blog and asked him for an explanation.
He commented that I bitch alot thus girls will come read it. "Then what about guys?" I asked. Afterall there is a fair amount of the said gender too. He replied confidently, "Hiyah, u ask some chio bu to write anything people will read one lar."
I was deeply appalled despite the praise. Are there really such superficial guys around? Then what if the guys all read my blog coz they are hoping everyday to see a picture of June or XF?
Thats pretty disgusting. Please direct ur lust to http://juneisthebest.blogspot.com. I just set up the blog for u all. Dun come spray ur half transparent semen all over here, after this is MY blog, and ALL MINE! THE ONLY ADMIRERS ALLOWED HERE ARE MINE!
In here, u are allowed to comment stuff like, "June looks quite pretty in that picture", BUT NO WORSHIPPING! NO LICKING THE GROUND SHE STANDS ON! Thats about all I can tolerate. Afterall June is already happily attached to a man (boy i mean) she wants to marry and has been with for 3 years (make it 5 so it sounds more dramatic), so u dun STAND A CHANCE AT ALL.
And also, can u explain what u like about her? DO U EVEN KNOW HER? She may be a transvestite, for all u know. U see a few pictures, and a few comments (which are rare nowadays since her com spoilt) and u claim u are deeply in love. Newflash: She doesn't give a shit about you coz u are just one of those common horny bastards. And surprise surprise! She is not a shu nu!
You are as deep as a piece of this:
I am, on the other hand, perfect and single. But people who once liked June has no chance with me too, coz I dun like being second choice when obviously u didn't notice on first sight that I am a pure goddess.
Obviously I would get hate mail for this entry, once again. People saying I am selfish, jealous etc etc. Yup, I am. So what? Who cares? You still love my blog anyway.
Heres June's photo once again, just to piss u off by telling u u can't get her.
Oh, so cute! If only u could touch her! But no! U can't! Coz she is my lesbian partner and no one else can have her!
If u disagree with anything I say, u are only deluded. Everyone else loves me.
I am feeling doubtful about the blog again. I know u guys gave me lots of generous encouragements, but I am really easily shaken. U say, I once commented to a friend that I think more females than males read my blog and asked him for an explanation.
He commented that I bitch alot thus girls will come read it. "Then what about guys?" I asked. Afterall there is a fair amount of the said gender too. He replied confidently, "Hiyah, u ask some chio bu to write anything people will read one lar."
I was deeply appalled despite the praise. Are there really such superficial guys around? Then what if the guys all read my blog coz they are hoping everyday to see a picture of June or XF?
Thats pretty disgusting. Please direct ur lust to http://juneisthebest.blogspot.com. I just set up the blog for u all. Dun come spray ur half transparent semen all over here, after this is MY blog, and ALL MINE! THE ONLY ADMIRERS ALLOWED HERE ARE MINE!
In here, u are allowed to comment stuff like, "June looks quite pretty in that picture", BUT NO WORSHIPPING! NO LICKING THE GROUND SHE STANDS ON! Thats about all I can tolerate. Afterall June is already happily attached to a man (boy i mean) she wants to marry and has been with for 3 years (make it 5 so it sounds more dramatic), so u dun STAND A CHANCE AT ALL.
And also, can u explain what u like about her? DO U EVEN KNOW HER? She may be a transvestite, for all u know. U see a few pictures, and a few comments (which are rare nowadays since her com spoilt) and u claim u are deeply in love. Newflash: She doesn't give a shit about you coz u are just one of those common horny bastards. And surprise surprise! She is not a shu nu!
You are as deep as a piece of this:
I am, on the other hand, perfect and single. But people who once liked June has no chance with me too, coz I dun like being second choice when obviously u didn't notice on first sight that I am a pure goddess.
Obviously I would get hate mail for this entry, once again. People saying I am selfish, jealous etc etc. Yup, I am. So what? Who cares? You still love my blog anyway.
Heres June's photo once again, just to piss u off by telling u u can't get her.
Oh, so cute! If only u could touch her! But no! U can't! Coz she is my lesbian partner and no one else can have her!
If u disagree with anything I say, u are only deluded. Everyone else loves me.
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