Ugliest Hollywood Star 2

Woohooo!!

Based on the success of my Maggie Gyllenhaal post (I judge success based on the amount of nasty comments on my looks and intellect), I have come up with another Ugliest Hollywood Star post!!

I know right the first one was like, so popular.

And she is... DENG DENG DENG... SARAH JESSICA PARKER!!!

Actually unlike Maggie Gyllenhaal whom I think has no redeeming factor coz she can't do comedy (I like my girls funny, ok?), I do like Sarah Jessica Parker coz she is quite charming. But wow!! During the last Sex and the City movie there was a scene where she looked into the mirror above the sink with no make up on (after break up with Big) and there was like a collective gasp from the audience coz she looked SO HAGGARD!!


Ok so here is the google auto complete for "Sarah Jessica Parker looks..."

Very tragic look she either looks like a horse (whether boiled or not HAHAHAHA), man, foot or witch. And the Dee Snider person is mother of all fugliness, don't believe me can go and google.


And here's the "before" photo I chose:

How come she doesn't have the giant chin mole thingy here? When did she develop that and is it still on her face?

Anyways....

After photoshop!

Much more feminine!!

Side by side

Well? Bring it on with the insults people!! You can say I'm a horrible bitch but you can't deny my photoshopping talent!!! *Rachel Berry wink*


p/s: By right I should have less insults this time round coz the people who claimed to be so disappointed by me the last time should not be here, reading, anymore, right? If they are still here I guess I just won't bother about them coz they are clearly morons who like to be angered. And if so they should be thankful for my existence!!

Love ya all!! xoxoxo

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And I chose 4 out of these contestants. I must say I am pretty impressed by the contestants because not only did they specially take photos for this contest, some even put graphics on their pics to make them cuter, and wrote great paragraphs on why they should be picked etc. :)

I know this is what people usually say to patronize those who didn't get picked but I really wished I could have chosen more of you!

AND I FEEL LIKE I AM NOT SOME LONELY AUNTIE WRITING THIS BLOG AT HOME ANYMORE! Really got people reading and I am about to meet some of these people in the flesh! SOMEMORE A LOT OF THESE GIRLS ARE LIKE MAD CHIO I'M GONNA FEEL SO INFERIOR WHEN I MEET THEM no photoshop in real life FML.

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Ugliest Hollywood Star

Got bored so I photoshopped someone... Guess who this is?

Hint...

She has probably the ugliest nose on a white female hollywood star, non existent lips, a permanent droopy hangdog expression, and terrible saggy boobs that haunted me since 2002.

Probably the only nice feature is her irises, which I left untouched.

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It's Maggie Gyllenhaal!

And that's one of her better pictures. -_-

I've always wondered how the hell she managed to make it so big in Hollywood. Her looks are like so - unacceptable - for a lead female...

I mean yes I'm superficial but how the FUCK did she get picked as the love interest of Batman in The Dark Knight?! Did she walk into the audition room with perhaps Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba - AND GET CHOSEN? HOW???

There was a scene where the Joker or Batman or whoever said she is the most beautiful woman in the room (it was a party) and people in the cinema with me ACTUALLY SNIGGERED.

Other people think so too

Her acting is ok lor, not bad but nothing FANTASTIC. And there are so many beautiful AND talented women in Hollywood!

Anyway I first saw her in Secretary (2002) where she plays this sadomasochistic, well, secretary who likes to get spanked. Even her boobs are horrid! (Kelly Brook has my vote for best boobs in the industry)

I am guessing either she has a very, very superb work attitude (likely) or she slept/sleeps with the right guy? But why would a powerful hollywood director wanna sleep with her that's anybody's guess.

Wow I can't believe I wrote an entry on how ugly Maggie Gyllenhaal is.

At least I'm not as mean as THIS guy.

Side by side

She could really benefit from a nose job, eye lift and some cat-eye liner! And lip fillers. And tit augmentation.

And in case you think that this blog entry is REALLY EVIL AND MEAN and if Maggie ever, ever, however slim the chance, saw this it would really hurt her feelings, don't worry.

1) She is a big Hollywood star and her life is much better than mine so I don't think she gives a shit whether anyone thinks she is ugly (which we all do).

2) I would not criticise anybody else's looks like I did hers because only a very selected few get paid a million bucks to look like a million bucks. (unless they keep saying they are very good looking like Steven Lim) She is an actress so she is responsible for looking good. Obviously she's not considered ugly in any way among normal people but she really sticks out like a sore thumb in Tinseltown!

And my looks are not relevant here although I expect people to use that to attack me so please, go ahead and tell me she looks 100x better than me. (at least my boobs not so saggy *defensive)

3) She doesn't read what people write about her! Confirm.


p/s: Blah blah blah people don't have to look conventional to look beautiful etc etc etc yeah keep telling yourself that.