Wednesday, December 7, 2005

The Best Asian Blog

Vote for me!!!

Thanks to whoever nominated me, and thanks to the 184 people who voted even before I knew I got nominated! *hugs*

Here's your incentive for voting... I give you picture of June's boobies! Beats Mr Brown's $150 million monopoly money! haha!

Really!

On a totally irrelevant note, Shuyin cut her hair:



I got super a lot of photos to blog about! Tonight.

Luv,
XX

Monday, December 5, 2005

We are Angels!

Sara Ann invited me to an angel themed party! Of course, that got Shuyin, Junne and I very excited coz we have the opportunity to dress up! MUAHAHAHA!

Photos photos! Taken at new club, The Loof.

We dragged the boys along. :) Anyway, this entry's gonna be short coz I have a meeting at 11am tomorrow, which means I have to wake up early!




Shuyin and I went to Spotlight to buy christmas decorations to make halos for everyone! Coz we must all be angels!


With Xiao feng and June... In smelly Kelvin's car.

Of course the colours aren't like that, I was just playing around with photoshop and having fun! :D



At the party... With Motorola chops!




I partied with GOD! And the Devil himself! (You'll find out who later)



We so pretty! :D I love my blonde brows! And brown contacts! heehee...

My angel dress was bought from This Fashion at $23 or something... It's supposed to be a skirt but I hitched it up, and had to put a crazy amount of pins on the back to make it tighter!

June came over to my place to get prepared, and her dress's also a skirt hitched up, with my tube top over it! The roses also mine! Bitch! Kop all my things!

Seeing that Shuyin and I keep wearing fake lashes recently, June decided to also... So I lent her my normal ones, and put on something SUPER KUA ZHANG!!!

My fake lashes are damn fucking long! They are so drag queen!

Look:




Alright, it may not look THAT long here, but check out the top view!


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Scary right?! LOL


The Loof was on a rooftop of some building, and has a nice billboard!


Russell and Vyasa, with halos!

Actually I have no idea whether Vyasa's is hidden or he took it off.



So funny! Their toilets had silhouettes of people inside! :)


Nice view!


June, me, xf and Kelvin...


Me! I look like I have "dead-fish" eyes here.


Kel + Martin


A dark angel taints the pure white!


Tim's tee has an angel on it too!



Told you she's a fake angel; where got angel need other angels to fasten their halos for them one?



I swear I was trying to take a photo of the group! Turned out to be only myself ahahaha...



Angels are created to sing praises for God! :D

Cannot cannot, Shuyin looks terrible, let's do it again!



Me, "Ok ok Shuyin you stand here I stand in front..."

June, thinking, "Hmm... nice hair. Feel like touching..."

2nd try:



Still cannot see Shuyin's face! Duh!

After this we went KTV, coz the place was really damn hot!



Halos and fake lashes rule!

Kelvin started to sing some song with Jerry Yan in it, and I rushed to kiss the tv!!! SO HANDSOME!



Wah lau not kissing his lips!

Shuyin was a lousy photographer so many shots turned out with me kissing other people in the MTV, ie Karen Mok and *gasp* Jacky Cheung! Yucks.



This one's good! :D Jerry loves me!!! Yay! (p/s: Know which MTV yet, and for what show this song was for? Ha!)

Friday, December 2, 2005

Xiaxue you are such a turn off! I shall stop reading your blog!

Sorry for the lack in posts, I read a comment the other day, and it went something like, "Xiaxue you know that you'll need to do an excellent job on the script right? Or people will be really pissed at you for making them wait so long."

Upon reading that my orifices started to vomit and I spasmed non-stop for 10 minutes. When Momo found me, I was curled up into a little ball on the floor, convulsing with terror.

I recovered, but whenever I wanted to write the script I started to get weird hallucinations again. Just the other day, I hallucinated that I was at my kitchen, holding the biggest chopper, and was about to chop my toes off.

When I was clear-headed again, I realised the biggest of my toes was gone. *gasp* I can't find it anywhere.

If you didn't get it it means that I'm really scared of writing the script now and it has affected my writing so much that I really don't wanna write it anymore. Sigh. But I will. Later.

Because of the procrasination of the script, the rest of the blog entries are piling up like nobody's business. My photos have bypassed hundreds to become thousands now, and it is freaking me out!

On the other hand, I've also been very busy... With what, you ask with indignance! You are a freaking bummer!

Hiyah, a lot of things lar, I reply evasively. Hee hee

A few updates: A Newpaper reporter called me the day before... I kinda forgot his name, quite a nice chap he was... Called Hollister or something.

I know male reporters can rarely be called Hollister, but it was a name starting with H and with three or four syllabus, so if you come up with something better I urge you to bring it forward.

So Hollister called me, while I was still sleeping at Janice's place after mahjong...

Hollister informed me, with the tone of a death announcement, that I was nominated "Turn-off of the year" for Newpaper's yearly Flame (pun? LOL) Awards.

I wonder if this had to do with the vehement Jean Marie post (taken down since because Newpaper asked me to, saying it was "baseless and untrue" - but hey, you judge whether you believe me or them, yeah?)...

I also wonder, why doesn't Newpaper simply put the editor of Today to be nominated too? That, and TT Durai as well. LOL! It's a great way to discredit people. :)

Anyway, I was superbly gleeful when notified that I am, if I win the others, the "Turn-off" of the year.

As I told Hollister,

It is so much better to be loved, and conversely hated, than to live a life so non-descript and mediocre that people are simply indifferent to you.


Am I right or wrong? Who am I kidding, of COURSE I'm right.

I told Janice I was turn-off of the year (provided I win of course, and I'm counting on your votes!), and Janice laughed her loud chuckle and said, "VERY GOOD!" and patted me on the back, like a difficult job well done. "More readers means more money for you!"

And I have to say I love that girl's attitude. *hugs*



I AM TURN-OFF OF THE YEAR!!! :D

People are so turned off by me, that nobody ever reads my blog. :(


Other good news!

QUESTION:

What do these Hollywood A-listers...

Paris Hilton


Nicky Hilton


Nicole Ritchie


Hilary Duff


Mischa Barton


And Xiaxue...



have in common?


That's right, we all use a Motorola PINK Razr!

I mean duh, now that everyone can buy it the celebrities will possibly throw it away, but so? At the very least it's pink, and it's pretty!






Yeah lar I zi lian... Cannot meh? Nice ah? :D

More blogging soon, I have a gazillion photos!